Attention: Intermediate Red Agents
You have been selected to attend the Top Secret Steveston Spy Academy Training Centre. Over the course of one intensive week, you will be trained and tested on a number of physical and intellectual skills. If you are deemed fit, you will be chosen to complete a top secret mission on 07/19/19. If you accept this mission please meet your squad and academy trainer at Steveston pool on 07/15/19 at 18 30 hours.
Your training will begin immediately, will be intense and will commence everyday. Only the toughest, smartest, most swift agents will be successful.
Destroy all evidence of this letter immediately.